Top 10 Reasons Why There’s No TWiT Live Today

10. I did 20 hours of video in the past two days and I’m exhausted.
9. It’s time to give someone else a chance on Stickam.

8. My Energizers finally ran out.

7. There’s no more room under my desk to store the pee.

6. It’s been a month since I’ve answered my email.

5. My wife is coming home and I’ve got some ‘splaining to do.

4. I’m paraskevidekatriaphobic and I’m planning to run for the cure.

3. It’s half-price day at Keny’s Donuts.

2. Metal Gear Solid 4 beckons.

and the number one reason I’m taking today off…

Sometimes a guy’s just got to sit around naked.

98 Replies to “Top 10 Reasons Why There’s No TWiT Live Today”

  1. Wow, my Greek lessons are finally coming in useful. I didn't have to click on that to know what it meant 🙂

  2. Lol…funny, goofy and smart….hmm, the same reasons I listen to you I gues.

  3. 3. It’s half-price day at Keny’s Donuts.Not good for someone who sits on his tush all day!

  4. It's okay Leo. I'm backlogged with TWiT podcasts… listening to Tech Guy now

  5. Are you sitting Naked in your beanbag chair in front of the TV eating cheetos? See Ron White stand up comedian if this is you! Enjoy your day! Happy Fathers Day Leo! Hope it's a good one for ya!

  6. I remember Patrick badgering you on TWiT about being able to stick to your self-prescribed schedule. Are you conceding he was right?

  7. Oh Leo, you sitting on camera naked would do nothing but bump the numbers up! I'm not sure Stickam could handle it, frankly.

  8. cbartlett … the schedule was supposed to be 5hrs a day, 5 days a week (Mon & Fri off) so Leo's been WAY exceeding the schedule.

  9. leo, boss, buddy, amigo. it's cool! get away from the computer. the sun is your FRIEND!

  10. BTW … In relation to number 4 … The next time this occurs is Feb 2009. And on that day UNIX time will reach 1,234,567,890 decimal seconds (on February 13, 2009 at 23:31:30 GMT). Which is 15:31:30 PST (I think?). Anyway its 10:31:30 on 14 Feb in Sydney & Melbourne & Tassie.

  11. Unplug. Go outside. Breathe the air.Just be sure to take your iPhone, PDA, GPS watch, flip-cam, wireless lav mic, solar charger and video glasses with you…you know, just in case.

  12. Damn! Couldn't you have held out one more week? I could have one the office pool!

  13. And you left off the main one. Overload from 5 teenagers. 4 to many.

  14. And, if I am not mistaken, Fridays are usually off anyway? Right?

  15. while i appreciate your candor, the mental imagery is a bit much. however…it's the truest of statements. enjoy the well deserved day off from the camera =)

  16. 11.When you came home last night,your wife asked you,who the hell are you?12.In order to find your home,you had to use a GPS….

  17. sound like to me You need a couple alcoholic drinks and to sit around the house naked to finish this week off. for one day Have a good time.

  18. Couldn't agree more with number 1!!! Except got caught (in underwear) yesterday at the shop, had been out to an afternoon event. It was 90+ and even being out for the 10 minutes from car to event and 10 back, had me sweltering. So since it was after 5PM, and we had no scheduled visitors, I left sweaty “business casual” clothes in restroom, and planned to cool it for awhile and then put back on the shorts and polo I started the day with. One of the great things about having our own business, no dress code, except if we have customers expected-be dressed. Naturally a new customer who found us on Google, had talked to my wife and stopped in. So I had to hide in the office behind closed door, while Marcy worked the showroom. She's coming again today, so I'm prepared.Get Your Name On! http://www.epeopleplus.comMike

  19. What – no twit live guest hosts? You can't have the studio just sitting there. That's lost opportunity. :)Seriously, enjoy your day off.

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