10. I did 20 hours of video in the past two days and I’m exhausted.
9. It’s time to give someone else a chance on Stickam.
8. My Energizers finally ran out.
7. There’s no more room under my desk to store the pee.
6. It’s been a month since I’ve answered my email.
5. My wife is coming home and I’ve got some ‘splaining to do.
4. I’m paraskevidekatriaphobic and I’m planning to run for the cure.
3. It’s half-price day at Keny’s Donuts.
2. Metal Gear Solid 4 beckons.
and the number one reason I’m taking today off…
Sometimes a guy’s just got to sit around naked.